"Life"

Man comes into this world without his consent and leaves against his will, during his stay on Earth, his time is spent in one continual round of contrarys and misunderstandings. In his infancy he is an angel;  in his boyhood he is a devil, and in his manhood and is everything from a skunk up. In his duties he's a fool. If he raises a family he is a chump; if he raises a check the law turns around and raises hell with him. If his a poor man, he is a poor manager and has no sense. If he is rich, he is dishonest, but considered smart. If he is in politics you can't place him, because he is an undesirable citizen.. If he goes to church, he is a hypocrite; if he stays away from church he is a sinner. if he donates to foreign missions, he does it for show. if he does not he is stingy and close fisted. If he eats at Chris' Charcoal Pit, he shows good judgment; if he does not he will always regret when he does find out. When he comes into the world, everyone wants to kiss him and when he goes out, everyone wants to kick him. If he died young, there was a great future before him but if he lives to a ripe old age he is in the way, living only to save funeral expenses. Life is a funny road, but we all like to travel it just the same.